29/11/2008 Saturday

I think I'm getting high now.
Because I drank shark fin soup with Whiskey earlier.
Not a bowl only, but bowls. Chamz. LOL
Tonight can't write my blog dy.
Barely open my eyes now.
Better get ready to go to bed now.
Else later intoxication jiu jiat lat liao.
Blah blah blah.
Counting sheeps.
Counting pigs.
Counting ants.
Counting myself....
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ

I'm Really Not Superstitious

Oct 23 - Nov 21

SCORPIO MAN


A man with a foggy clouds over him. He is sensitive and easily hurt and always feels lonely. He does not trust anyone but himself. Sounding so negative, but he has an amazingly charisma. He is a compassionate man. He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain.

He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused feeling. He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well. He does not like people who never try to help themselves before asking other people for favors. He is the type of guy who mostly achieved his goal in life. Once he sets his mind for something, he will put all his energy and efforts in it, whether or not it is a small matter or a big project. One of the most successful men in all the Zodiacs.

He is a very patient man and can waits for years to reach his goal. He hates thin feeling and weak determinations. He can not retreat or rest for long, for he thinks life has more questions and more answer to be searched.

If he is in love, you will get plenty of love from him, sometimes may be too much than you have asked for. He is serious about love and relationship and will not waste time with someone he does not love whether how pretty she is.

He hardly makes mistake. He could tell if you have any bad thought, and will not hesitate to tell you so. If you do not like straight forward sincere man, then pack your bag now. If you are an over sensitive person, try not to ask for his comments. He will tell you the truth, even you might not be able to take it. Example, if you ask him if you are fat (and you are fat), he will say "yes, as big as a balloon". He makes such comments because he cares for you, so do something about your weight and do not get up set with him.

If he says "you look pretty today", you can be proud because he will not say such think just to please you if he does not really mean it. There will be both kind of people, those who like him and those who hate him. If you are in love this guy, be strong and belief in your decision, do not be vulnerable. He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back time.

He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could not keep. He loves his friends and will do anything for his close friends. He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend. He is a complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not really know him. He is happy to know he is a complex figure. When he is thinking or when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.

He memorize everything well. You may say something that you already forgotten, but he will remember every words. He wants to be respected and admired and at the same time he does not like people to have power over him.

When he falls in love, he really falls deep. A man in this Zodiac once in love, he will be sweeter than sugar. He does not like a plain and simple woman. A complex woman's mind is his venture. Always be interesting and able to talk to him about every things in any subjects. He does not like a woman who sits around waiting for his call.




Well, I received this email from Belle. Omg, it's like so TRUE.
Not that I'm superstitious, but it really damn true about myself.
Gosh... I was actually shocked when I read this at first.
Really shocked.

28/11/2008 Friday

Just back from makan angin.
Because angin/mood not so good today.
Don't know why.
That's why I need to eat the angin.
As much as possible.
Of cause alone tonight.
One month one time.
Ish...
Blah...
Don't know want to write what dy.
Kinda tired because lack of rest and sleep these days.
Go dreaming better.
Misinterpret normally will lead to misunderstanding.
That's why never misinterpret. =)

28/11/2008 Friday - Sibu Outings

Wah, damn touch actually today..
I didn't really expect my brother, Chong Yang, come all the way back from Kuching just for me.
Chong Yang came and fetched me and then went to Yew Tsieng's house.
We went to Kampung Dato to have breakfast, I didn't really eat because still full after the steamboat last night. So I just ordered WATERMELON juice.
The whole kopitiam is full with our voices and laughter.
We talked about almost everything.

Went to Wisma Sanyan and Sing Kwong with Chong Yang and Yew Tsieng.
Shitty Wisma Sanyan, so small... 30 minutes can walk whole building dy...
Waste petrol and time only went there...
Luckily bukan naik kereta saya.. xD
Hahaha...!!

Oh gosh. I think when 3 of us together, really the end of Sibu Town dy.
Really kuat nakal... Kuat enjoy... and kuat gila...

Wrong steps at a wrong time.
Wrong time at wrong places.
Wrong places with wrong feelings.
Wrong feelings at a wrong person.
Everything went just wrong.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.....

Sadly, I had to go back KL next Tuesday.
Nvm, end of year after my mock examination, we shall turn Sibu upside down once more. xD

27/11/2008 Thursday - Sibu Outings

This morning, I went to Aloha Corner to have breakfast with my friend.
I parked my car beside Aloha Corner and we sat at the table just next to the place I parked my car.

Then... Soon after we had our drinks served on the table...
The policemen came in group...
Blah... I didn't notice at first because my back was facing my car.
My friend shouted and I noticed and move and quickly drove my car away.
Wah, if kena saman, surely I will pokai one.
Because of tinted mirrors, the logo, and the side mirrors.
And also the main offence - illegally parking. LOL
I came back and parked at the same place after the policemen were gone.
My friend said, there was a Toyota Corolla's owner kena saman.
He dashed across the road, but too late, the policeman already wrote the saman.
Funny thing was, he showed the cutest look in the world - the " tulan " face at the policeman.
Wow!!
Well, I guess he was just too excited over the unexpected " jackpot ".

At night, I went to 双星SteamBoat for a dinner with Amy and her little brother, Alan.
You know what's Steamboat? It's simply an action of steaming a boat. Or something like that or close to that.
Haha.. Okay, enough crapping... xD
Well, I'm here today.
Just wanna give it a try since two of the shareholders are my cousin's friends.
This is the first time I go there.
Ms. Jamie still recognize me. LOL
Because she used to enter my class before and end up kena gek by us.
Haha... Enter the wrong class dy LAH.
But she kuat lihai also.
She managed to gek back us.
LOL.

We were given a place under the aircond there. LOL
Really nice right? Haha..!!!
If not sure we were like " panggang manusia " after steamboatting.
Ok, tell you what, this is my first time here.
Well, there won't be a second time if I have the choice LAH.
I hate the oil splashing. GOSH!!
So painful...
Kena my face and hands. swtz...
Made my face and hands so oily...

We took so much foods until we noticed the signboard there. LOL
I put back the Char Kuey Tiao and luckily no one noticed that.
HAHA...!! Really desperate tho...
We can't finish our foods, so we called Betty comes to help us and eat the foods with us.
But she doesn't want. ==
So sadly, erm...
We had to finish all of the foods.
OMG... I'm still very full now... Feel like wanna vomit dy...
First time eat until wanna lao sai...
But honestly LAH, we didn't finish all the foods.
Haha...
Met quite a lot of friends there.

But I think only we are the group who ate until so chamz...
I even think of throwing the foods at other tables.
I even asked my friends there come and help finished up hor...
But they sendiri also damn full liao.
So me and Amy had to eat everything, and Alan just cakap banyak sana.

Ok, I managed to leave there " peacefully ".
Because I know someone there and he helped me settled this problem.
Then we went Delta Mall to find Betty.
Pay her a visit.
LOL.

From left: Betty, Amy and Alan

Cover your face buat apa?
Kuat notty LAH this budak.
I also met up with Eng Eng together with Betty and Amy.


Well, kuat kenyang now.
I think I no need to eat tomorrow dy.
Can full until tomorrow night.
Or even Saturday night.
This is the first time I eat until I fobia to foods and eating.
LOL!!!

Innocence

Well, I would like to do what I always do - Clarify Myself
I received a lot of smses and calls concerning I'm having gf already.
Wah, you people siao isit? OMG!!

Maybe I should change my hp num? Stop going out? Stay at home? And plant mushroom? Count ants? Measure my house's carpet? Measure my car park? Count the marble floor? Look at the ceiling? Look at the mirror? Talk to wall? Talk to my puppies? Talk to my laptop?


Well, I'm not attached, and I'm still single.
Yes, I'm still SINGLE.

GET YOURSELF A SPECS IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE WORD " SINGLE " HERE!!!

Everyone out there, IT'S UP TO YOU TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE!!
AND NOTHING TO CONCERN WITH ME!!
I HAD ALREADY CLARIFIED MYSELF AND MADE IT VERY CLEAR.

Gosh, when these gossips gonna end?
It's killing me.

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
OR JUST FCUK OFF!!!

ANNOUNCEMENT

н ʌ о will be updating his blog soon.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.

Some Information About Ah Beng

People - I really enjoy these jokes. Take a break to appreciate them...
It really made me laugh like crazy. - н ʌ о



Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed LAH!


Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : " Do you have color TV? "
Salesgirl : " Yes! "
Ah Beng : " Give me a green one, please. "


Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on ' Salary Expected ', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' YES '


Ah Beng went to a store and saw a shiny object.
Ah Beng : " What is that shiny object? "
Salesgirl : " That is a thermos flask. "
Ah Beng : " What does it do? "
Salesgirl : " It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "
Ah Beng : " I'll buy it. "
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : " What is that shiny object? "
Ah Beng: " It's a thermos flask. "
Boss : " What does it do? "
Ah Beng : " It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "
Boss : " What do you have in it!? "
Ah Beng : " Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream. "


After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compared it with the original for spelling mistakes.


Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.


Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.


Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the ' HELP ' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng: " I press the ' F1 ' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me LAH!? "


Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, LAH - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, LAH " " Oh dear! " The doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
" But, what happened to the other ear? "
Ah Beng answered: " That stupid dumbo called back, LAH!!!! "


Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: " COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei and LAS VEGAS? "
Operator: " JUST A MINUTE... "
Ah Beng: " THANK YOU LAH " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.


After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
" It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT ", Ah Beng brags.
" FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG ", the friend exclaims.
" YOU ARE A FOOL " Ah Beng replies, " SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN ' FOR 4-7 YRS ' LAH! "


At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, " JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE " and his companion says, " JACK DANIELS, SINGLE. "
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, " AND YOU, SIR? "
Ah Beng replies : " Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED LAH. "

20 Things Girls Don't Realize

You HAVE to read all of them.

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about...

2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (:

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like " You know what?.. uh... nevermind... " would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or sweet. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

11) If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something.

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Cause guys rarely say that.

13) When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, " Please come and listen to me. "

14) If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

17) A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

18) No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

19) NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

20) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.


























p/s: Omg, no comment. ==

Wonders of The World

The best one always at the bottom.
Save the best for last.
So, please enjoy it slowly.
Have fun.

Cherry Blossoms in Japan

Tundra

Autumn in Germany

Scenery in Europe

German's New SwanCastle

View of Holland

Beauty of Tibet

DisneyCastle

Golden Maple Leaf

Edge of Glacier

Lavender Farm and Tree

Lavender Farm

The Night Scene of EiffelTower

Blue Sea

MirrorLake

Rainbow

Lavender at The Foot of The Mountain

The Moon and Star On Earth

Comet

The Purple Romance

The Beauty of The Desert

BreithornPeak( Switzerland)

Deep Autumn

Under your desk now......

Birthday PRANK!

OMG!!!
At last, I'm proven not guilty and INNOCENT!! ( actually same meaning LAH, not mushroom ah. )

WAHLAO!!
What a SURPRISE la wei....
I almost heart attack.
And just now I received a sms from my hometown's friend.

" Hey, how are you bro? Happy today or not? "

I received this message and felt a little bit weird. What? Happy? So I asked her what's so happy about today.

" Haha.. YOU GOT A SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE TODAY RIGHT..??? LOL.. HAHAHA!!! GOTCHA!!!! Happy belated BIRTHDAY!! "

At first I was confused, and then I was stunned. ==
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I JUST REALIZED!!!!
Really a BIG SURPRISE LA WEI!!
You made me almost crazy today and someone almost misunderstood me dy. ( don't really know got misunderstood me or not. )
Don't know I should cry or laugh now... LOL
OMG.......
That's really " SPECIAL ".
swtz....

15/11/2008 Saturday

Well, I got a call from my sis, Queenie, earlier about the Amnesty International Malaysia's meeting at Hilton Hotel at Petaling Jaya.
Wah. Hilton Hotel la wei...
Maybe I have the chance to bump into Paris Hilton.

Hilton Hotel

Or maybe not...

But to our disappointment, we ended up at 8 Avenue, Petaling Jaya.
All the way from KL to Petaling Jaya.
No more Paris Hilton...
Ops!! I mean no more Hilton Hotel...

8 Avenue, Petaling Jaya

We reached there after searching for AIM's headquarter for quite a long time.
We never been here before.
But instead of going to AIM's headquarter, we went to Old Town.

Old Town, 8 Avenue

Queenie

We lepak at OLDTOWN for quite a long time while waiting for others to come.

Who's next?

PEACE

No More Bloodshed
No More Violence

We had a tea party and interacted with quite a lot of people.
Actually I wanted to go home early.
Because it's kinda boring... for me. xD
But, I was introduced to - Ms. Sue and Ms. Kimberley
Sue is my Part 2 senior and Kimberley I don't really ask her where she's from.
This meeting was attended by quite a number of people from all around the world.

14/11/2008 Friday

Everything upside down
My emotion is losing the colour of life
Through my eyes time goes by like tears

Addicted To You

I just watched a local drama - Addicted To Love.
Tonight is the only night I watched alone.
Completely alone without anyone beside me or anyone communicates with me.

One scene I shouted " OH MY GOD " so loud was the scene when Tony found out Cherry was at the pub with Eric.
And Cherry actually lied to Tony that she was at Michelle's house.
That's kinda hurt for Tony.
If I'm Tony, for sure I'll also make the same decision he did.
Really hurt tho.
Rubey heard my shouting and came out of her room.
Asking me why I watched that drama until so excited.
Maybe I really ADDICTED already.

“ When a promise is not undertook, that's called betrayal.
If a promise is undertaken after that, it's meaningless already. ”

These are some phrases I learn from Tony.

“ What I promise you, I will undertake it no matter how.
What you promise me, I will take it as something sweet.
But in the end, the one who hurt more is me rather than you. ”

And here are some phrases.
Creative right?

* pukes *

And I simply love what Michelle, Angel and Leila said to Cherry.
Those phrases are so meaningful.
Sometimes girls just don't get satisfy with what they have.

I love the part when Leila went for a lunch with Andy.
Damn funny tho.

This is kinda dramatic huh?
But sometimes in reality, it happens.

人生如戏 戏如人生

13/11/2008 Thursday - Berjaya TimeSquare

Berjaya TimeSquare Malaysia

Well, today after my tutorial class, I went to TimeSquare with Joey.
Just for going for a walk since both of us are in terrible mood these days.

Today, Jegathes suddenly asked me whether I'm using eyeliner or not.
I use eyeliner?? Of cause NO LAH!!

Suddenly Kasturi shouted : " Alex, you using lipstick kah? "
Oh GOSHH!!!
My lip too attractive and sexy kah??
Wanna have a taste of my lip??
Swtz...
I'm like so so and so innocent. ==

Later, I went to washroom to see for myself.
Wah, my dark eye sockets are really obvious.
No wonder Jegathes will ask like that.
Maybe lack of sleep these days gua.
Slept at 4am and had to wake up at 8am.
Really become a panda jor.
And today I actually painted my left hand's fingernails in black colour.
Just to play play around LAH.
Looked simply COOL. xD

The Entrance of TimeSquare

Simply beautiful and elegance.

Let's walk!! xD

Inside TimeSquare

Well, here is Joey.
One of the beauties in ATC.
She only allowed below pictures to be posted in my humble blog.
Because she doesn't want to be " famous ".
Hahaha!!

Joey, in DEEP thought.
Really DEEEEEEEP.
No idea what she's thinking.

OH MY... ==
Really speechless...
Who is this ah??
Don't tell anyone that I know you ah. xD

Well, these pictures were taken at Food & Tea Restaurant, TimeSquare.
I simply loved the baked-cheese noodle here. ^^
Finger lickin' good. xD

无助

事实真的是很残酷
现在我真的好无助

12/11/2008 Wednesday

Today is a kinda tiring day for me.
First thing I did in the morning was, I had to wash 3 baldi of clothes..!!
Omg... That's really tiring... ==
How I wish I'm at my hometown.
I can just leave all the clothes there and throw them into the washing machine.
No need go through hardships just to wash them.
I HATE WASHING CLOTHES!!!

After I washed all the clothes, I prepared myself to go to the college.
I went to the college in a very sleepy and tired condition.
When I reached the door of my class, I saw Vincy walked out of the class.
Ms. Vincy is one of my class hotties too. xD
I realized the lecturer was Ms. Yap, the lecturer who replaced Mr. Lazarus last week.

Omg. ==
Where's Mr. Lazarus!?
The Criminal Law tutorial class today was kinda boring.
So, after half an hour, I walked out of the class heading up to the Tun Abdul Hamid Library.
I found Vincy there and I sat down with her, doing my own revision.

Then at 3pm when the tutorial class ended, Belle and her gang joined us.
Belle said that I'm cute. LOL
She also mentioned that normally is other people said her cute and she never say other people.
I'm the first one she said cute.
OMG!! Thanks Belle.

Today, I actually talked to Joyce!! This is the second time I talked with her.
First time was when I got to know Joyce at the computer lab.
Normally we just smile to each other when we met.
But we never have the chance to stop down and talk with each other.
Wah, but today I actually talked to her.
Her examination will end next week.
Joyce is a pretty and cute girl with shining eyes and fair skin from A-Level.
Also one of the beauties from ATC.
Well, Joyce, good luck and do your best in your examination!!

And one more thing, I also talked to Qit Yee.
We just smile with each other before because we normally meet in gangs.
Qit Yee is the hottie from September Intake.
The hottest girl in September Intake I guess.
We met and talked when I was waiting for lift with Vincy.

I went back today with Joey.
We had a drink at Starbuck.
Starbuck is famous for it's drinks.
We ordered our drinks which each of them priced not less than RM12.
And I tried Tiramitsu cake there which costs me RM10.
Just a small piece of cake. ==
WahLao-EH!!
I guess that's how Starbuck became famous right?
swtz...
We chit-chatted there for about one hour.
Joey, study hard for the examination ah and good luck!!

Today was kinda fun to me. ^^
But still a little bit tiring and boring LAH.

Proud To Be A Sarawakian

For those who study overseas, especially over South China Sea, this article will help you to tackle the questions which mostly people will ask you.

IGNORANT fellas asking stupid things about SARAWAK.

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes widen with excitement* So far away! How do you people come here ah?

A: See this!

Now Everyone Can Fly. WTF.

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA!!

Q: You guys have electricity or not?

A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

Son of a BITCH. Do we have electricity?

Q: Sarawak got airports or you guys use boats to go to Johor?
A: I use BUS.

Miri Airport

Kuching International Airport
Do we have airports?

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Q: Over there got what cars?
A: View pictures below LAH.

Which cars you want? Choose LAH!! WTF!

Q: Got roads or not?
A: Shits! WTF!

Look carefully!! Do we have roads??

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed your Geography kah?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography.

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn more Geography. Go home and drink more milk LAH!!

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS kah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR LAHHH????? Use your brain LAH!!

Q: Sarawak got Malays kah?
A: OMG... You learn History or not?

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?

A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU? YOU BASTARD!!

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?

A: No. We use Barter System. WTF!

We practice that. F*CK if you believe it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakian. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.