Proud To Be A Sarawakian

For those who study overseas, especially over South China Sea, this article will help you to tackle the questions which mostly people will ask you.

IGNORANT fellas asking stupid things about SARAWAK.

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes widen with excitement* So far away! How do you people come here ah?

A: See this!

Now Everyone Can Fly. WTF.

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA!!

Q: You guys have electricity or not?

A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

Son of a BITCH. Do we have electricity?

Q: Sarawak got airports or you guys use boats to go to Johor?
A: I use BUS.

Miri Airport

Kuching International Airport
Do we have airports?

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Q: Over there got what cars?
A: View pictures below LAH.

Which cars you want? Choose LAH!! WTF!

Q: Got roads or not?
A: Shits! WTF!

Look carefully!! Do we have roads??

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed your Geography kah?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography.

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn more Geography. Go home and drink more milk LAH!!

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS kah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR LAHHH????? Use your brain LAH!!

Q: Sarawak got Malays kah?
A: OMG... You learn History or not?

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?

A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU? YOU BASTARD!!

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?

A: No. We use Barter System. WTF!

We practice that. F*CK if you believe it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakian. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.