Pontianak

10 Reasons To Marry A Pontianak

1. A Pontianak has long and silky hair, so you don't need to buy SILKY GIRL or any hair conditioners for her. A pontianak also has fair and smooth skin, so you don't need to buy any SKIN FOODs for her.

2. A Pontianak always stays on the banana trees, so you need no to prepare accommodation for her.

3. Since she lives on the banana trees, you don't need to prepare any foods for her, since she can just pluck and eat the bananas from the trees.

4. A Pontianak has nobody to go after her. So you need no to be worry about any rivals who interfering with your marriage.

5. A Pontianak cannot talk, so she won't nag and complain about you and you can do anything you wanna do.

6. A Pontianak sucks blood. You need no to worry about blood insufficiency. She can provide blood to you anytime you need it. She is just like the blood banks.

7. A Pontianak will always miss you. She will call you every midnight and keep silent when you answered the call. This showed how much she missed you.

8. A Pontianak is always full with surprises. She will always give you surprises. She will always jump out of nowhere to surprise you.

9. A Pontianak is popular and always the main actress in the movies. She can makes a lot of movies and earn a lot of money to you. You will be famous and everyone on the streets will recognize you for sure.

10. A Pontianak is from Malaysia. So support-LAH!! Malaysia BOLEH!!

























p/s: Malaysia BOLEH. Apa-apa pun BOLEH!!